Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every fiber of the experience.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- That where the real fun is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, powerful experience.
It's not demanding. We’re just saying you the reality.
fellas: Bro Nail Me Right ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with BS, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
click hereLet's crank Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.